Tweet Even our female readers should be familiar with the idea that straight guys will do anything for a hot girl. How many times have we seen in tv or movies the nerd who tutors or just does the homework for the hot girl at school? Elmer Fudd was fixated on getting him a “scwewy [...]

Tweet MLS is the most important thing to have happened to US soccer in… well… ever. Sepp Blatter can blather all he wants about his disappointment in the league, but he clearly fails to understand the immense impact it is having. We are a country of 350 million people. We produce some of the greatest [...]

Tweet Ancient Romans had a tradition of celebrating triumphs after great victories. These were relatively rare occasions, where the successful general was paraded through the streets of the city along with his armies, the spoils of war, and his prisoners. Great parties followed. I suppose if we were holding a modern day triumph, it should [...]

Tweet In my last post here three months ago I was lamenting our team’s lackluster performance and advocating the sale of our best player as the remedy. I took some heat for that suggestion. With his move up to striker, Donovan did his best to prove me an idiot. And I have to admit, both [...]

Tweet With a couple of solid wins under our belt, I was prepared to eat my words and admit that I whipped out the button far too soon. But having attended the Philly game on the 4th of July, I just don’t feel confident that our team is really back. There are signs of life. [...]